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As well as our own releases, we are currently selling CDs, cassettes, and records, from several other bands who have self-released/small label music.  Some of these items will be in limited quantity, so it’s first come, first served on these goodies.

All prices are postpaid in the USA.  For overseas orders, contact us at cytomafia@cytoblast.com  The Dumb Easies “Love! Love! Love!” CD already has an overseas option.

Below is the current list of items available for purchase.  Click on the image(s) for more information.  

The Black Swamp Rats,
The Black Swamp Rats, "Year of the Black Swamp Rats" CD
The debut album from Northwest Ohio's Black Swamp Rats. Postpaid in the USA and Canada.

The Dumb Easies
The Dumb Easies "Love!Love!Love!" CD
The brand new release from The Dumb Easies! Cyto-1, our first rrelease. Click the image for more details. Postpaid in the USA. Overseas orders, see the "product description" below.

The Dumb Easies
The Dumb Easies "Love, Love, Love" CD (overseas)
The brand new release from The Dumb Easies! Cyto-1, our first rrelease. Click the image for more details. Postpaid Overseas. US orders, see the "product description" above.
Tortilla Diablo
Tortilla Diablo "Steve" EP 7" vinyl
Tortilla Diablo "Steve" EP 7" vinyl. Original issue from Praise Dobbs Records, 1992. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for details.
Available Qty: 19
X-HOA
X-HOA "Yap, Yap, Yap" LP
Click the image in this box to add to shopping cart. XHOA "Yap Yap Yap" LP on classic vinyl. Original issue on Corporate Death Records, 1988. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders please e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for shipping costs.
Vambo Marble Eye
Vambo Marble Eye "Cornfed" 7"
Vambo Marble Eye "Cornfed" 7" original issue from Off White Records (Chicago) limited quantities available. Side one-Shorty/Party Song Side two-Nekkid Reagan/Nothing Done. Postpaid in US. Overseas orders, e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for information.
Available Qty: 4
New Rob Robbies
New Rob Robbies "Nuts & Balls" 10" vinyl
New Rob Robbies "Nuts & Balls" 10" vinyl, original issue from Mind of a Child Reords, 1994. Featuring Mike Wing on guitar and vocals.
Available Qty: 2
Mind Power 7
Mind Power 7" vinyl. Green vinyl, red cover. Original issue from Praise Dobbs Records, 1992. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for details.
Available Qty: 5
Mind Power 7
Mind Power 7" vinyl. Green vinyl, white cover. Original issue from Praise Dobbs Records, 1992. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for details.
Available Qty: 5
Tortilla Diablo
Tortilla Diablo "Cinco Con Dos" cassette
Tortilla Diablo "Cinco Con Dos" cassette, original issue, Praise Dobbs Records, 1993.
Available Qty: 2
Horchata
Horchata "Humane Restraint/Rock Crusher" 7"
Horchata "Human Restraint/Rock Crusher" 7" single. Original issue from Mind of a Child Records
Available Qty: 2
Vambo Marble Eye
Vambo Marble Eye "Two Trick Pony" cassette
Vambo Marble Eye "Two Trick Pony" cassette. Only one available at this time. Watcha bet there ain't no other way to get it? Master tapes are most likely tapes, hiding in someones closet, not readily available.
Available Qty: 1
Ton - Paste/Literal Man 7
Ton - Paste/Literal Man 7"
Ton - Paste/Literal Man 7". Original issue. Featuring Old west End Records recording artist Mark Hutchins, and Tony Perales, Todd Holtsberry, Joe Robles,Engineered by Scott Kramer, March 1992, Praise Dobbs Records, Bowling Green, Ohio
Available Qty: 9
Other
Other
Overseas shipping (please contact us first!), other sorts of things not listed such as payment for photography or recording services, anything else...

 

The Black Swamp Rats, “Year of the Black Swamp Rats”

The Black Swamp Rats,
The Black Swamp Rats, "Year of the Black Swamp Rats" CD
The debut album from Northwest Ohio's Black Swamp Rats. Postpaid in the USA and Canada.
Price: $12.99

Recorded in a mere six 1/2 hours, it comes out like one of those steaming platters that kept indie-rockers enthused in the nineties.  A blast of hot and heavy Ohio grunge blues.

Writing in Punk Globe, one of the longest standing Punk-zines, Michael Rhys had this to say about “The Year of the Black Swamp Rats”;  “The recording is clean and very well balanced with no instrument out louding the other.  Song styles and tempos range from strolling fuzzed out stoner jams, to driving fuzzed out stoner jams, to trippy grunge influenced rolls in the hay.  My personal tastes have me digging the mid tempo songs that just teeter on the edge of break down or really going apeshit.”  Click here for full review.

 

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Hot Love

The infamous Hot Love.  New single coming soon.  Listen to a few of the songs, buy their first album on mp3 below.  All proceeds to go towards the recording and release of the next Hot Love! More information coming soon.

Hot Love-Hot Love (full length)
Hot Love-Hot Love (full length)
The full length of the original "Hot Love" record, featuring Can't Go To Reno, Miss B. Havin, Hot Love, and 5 more. Links to the songs will be sent in an email.
Price: $6.99

Listen to Can’t Go to Reno, Make You Sweat, and The Sleaze

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The Dumb Easies “Love!Love!Love!” CD.

The Dumb Easies
The Dumb Easies "Love!Love!Love!" CD
The brand new release from The Dumb Easies! Cyto-1, our first rrelease. Click the image for more details. Postpaid in the USA. Overseas orders, see the "product description" below.
Price: $12.99
The Dumb Easies
The Dumb Easies "Love, Love, Love" CD (overseas)
The brand new release from The Dumb Easies! Cyto-1, our first rrelease. Click the image for more details. Postpaid Overseas. US orders, see the "product description" above.
Price: $18.99

For Dumb Easies news check out their website (thedumbeasies.com) and “like” them on Facebook.  Here’s a bit of information about the album from the press release, written by Phil Dickinson, the drummer from Solar 8;

Northwest Ohio five-piece The Dumb Easies play music that has been called a lot of things, but our favorite has got to be tambourinist and head-vocal enhancer Ted Truman’s recent description of their sound as “tortured pop with a cherry on top.” That’s as good a snapshot of The Dumb Easies music as you’re likely to find. Scotty Harkness’s addictive guitar hooks, bassist Matt Alexander’s bilious bass-lines and drummer Heather Revill’s heart-pumping danceteria garage beats whip up a darkly infectious brew, topped off with the mournful and honey-sweet voice of lead singer and rhythm guitarist Cory Andricks. It’s not easy to pull off a feel-good love song in these cynical end times, but The Dumb Easies somehow manage it by wrapping their sweetness in barbed wire, marinating it in heartbreak and offering the resulting mixture up with a twist of menace and melancholy that still leaves the hint of love’s golden promise intact. “Lost a dream or two /along the way and /in the distance is forty’s horizon,” sings Andricks on “Go Go Go.” “So let’s stop wasting time / let’s go go go ‘cause we’re dead tomorrow / power off all the machines / the sun is shining for you and me.” 

You can clearly hear the Motown, ‘50s pop and early punk rock influences on The Dumb Easies’ jagged pop odes to love’s delicious torment, but as they told the Toledo City Paper a couple of summers ago, “the cool thing is that we’re each personally influenced by such different genres. After band practice, when we’re taking turns playing songs, there’s usually some Skynyrd and Britney Spears in there somewhere. We don’t really make music to cater to the college kids or the hipsters or the punks or the intellectuals—but everyone seems to like us anyway.”
Although they’ve only been together as a band since 2005, individually the members of The Dumb Easies been doing the rounds in the local rock scene for years as members of The Cupcakes, The Matt Truman Ego Trip, The Wigfur Allstars, Bigfoot and the Fully Automatics and Hot Love. Now they’re reaching out to a broader fan base by widening their horizons.

In the summer of 2011 they played at the Toledo Museum of Art, a show that gave them exposure to a more diverse audience than the usual rock club clientele. Children danced, grandmas clapped and even the museum docents approved. This past February too, to accompany the release of their free Valentine’s Day promo-single, the Dumb Easies played local radio station WBGU 88.1FM’s “Live Wire” show at the Cla-Zel Theater, which was recorded and videotaped live for rebroadcast at a later date on public television.

The Dumb Easies’ Love!, Love!, Love! is the very first release by Cytoblast Records, a brand-new Northwest Ohio record label, and is being marketed to college radio, music blogs, and magazines both nationally and internationally. 

Although they’ve only been together as a band since 2005, individually the members of The Dumb Easies been doing the rounds in the local rock scene for years as members of The Cupcakes, The Matt Truman Ego Trip, The Wigfur Allstars, Bigfoot and the Fully Automatics and Hot Love. Now they’re reaching out to a broader fan base by widening their horizons.

 Some Basic Facts:

Genre- Garage Rock, Indie Rock

Influenced By- Girl Groups, 70′s/80′s Punk Rock

Band Members –  Cory Andricks (lead vocals, guitar; most songwriting), Heather Revill (drums), Scotty Harkness (guitar), Ted Truman (vocals, percussion), James Clark (current bass), Kaela Thomas (vocals, percussion), Walter McKeever (sometimes provides additional guitar, vocals), Matt Alexander (bass on the record “Love, Love, Love”)

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Vambo Marble Eye “Two Trick Pony” cassette

More info will be coming soon.  But heck, that cover is DISGUSTING!!!  YES, I’M SHOUTING AT YOU!!!  IT’S GROSS!!!  WHICH MEANS WE “LIKE” IT!!!

Vambo Marble Eye "Two Trick Pony" cassette

Vambo Marble Eye “Two Trick Pony” cassette

 

Vambo Marble Eye
Vambo Marble Eye "Two Trick Pony" cassette
Vambo Marble Eye "Two Trick Pony" cassette. Only one available at this time. Watcha bet there ain't no other way to get it? Master tapes are most likely tapes, hiding in someones closet, not readily available.
Available Qty: 1

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Horchata

Horchata “Humane Restraint/Rock Crusher” 7″ information coming soon.

Horchata
Horchata "Humane Restraint/Rock Crusher" 7"
Horchata "Human Restraint/Rock Crusher" 7" single. Original issue from Mind of a Child Records
Available Qty: 2

Horchata Humane Restraint/Rock Crusher 7"

Horchata Humane Restraint/Rock Crusher 7"

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Tortilla Diablo “Cinco Con Dos” cassette

More information coming soon

Tortilla Diablo "Cinco Con Dos" cassette

Tortilla Diablo
Tortilla Diablo "Cinco Con Dos" cassette
Tortilla Diablo "Cinco Con Dos" cassette, original issue, Praise Dobbs Records, 1993.
Available Qty: 2
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Mind Power

Mind Power 7
Mind Power 7" vinyl. Green vinyl, red cover. Original issue from Praise Dobbs Records, 1992. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for details.
Available Qty: 5
Mind Power 7
Mind Power 7" vinyl. Green vinyl, white cover. Original issue from Praise Dobbs Records, 1992. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for details.
Available Qty: 5

More info will be coming soon.  But, let me put it this way, for the time being.  Weird.  Green vinyl.  Buy now, won’t be around long…

Mind Power 7", green vinyl, white cover

Mind Power 7", red cover, green vinyl

Mind Power 7", green vinyl, back cover

 


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Satan Tortilla – Steve EP

 

Tortilla Diablo

 

The infamous Satan Tortilla, the Tortilla Diablo… from the vaults of Praise Dobbs Records, comes this vintage, 1992, Abuse House/Bhagiti Song Production 7″ record on black vinyl.  The “Steve”EP, recorded live on location at Jim’s Guitar in Bowling Green, Ohio.  What’s on the A side?  There is no A side… it’s double B-sides, bay-bee!  Featuring the hits Peanut Day, Redemption, What Was That, El Carro Demonio, Mark My Words, and Frat Boy Asshole.  Featuring Sam Griffin/Drums, Jose Luna/Percussion, Bhagiti Eric Wallack/Guitar & Vocals (also Sitar), S. Kramer/Bass & Vocals, Phil Dickinson/”Mystery” Guitar and Yelling, Larry/Larryisms… and other mystery guests.  This is truly vintage stuff, only a limited quantity available.  Only $5.00, $2.00 shipping in the U.S. (overseas orders please contact us for rates)

Tortilla Diablo
Tortilla Diablo "Steve" EP 7" vinyl
Tortilla Diablo "Steve" EP 7" vinyl. Original issue from Praise Dobbs Records, 1992. Postpaid in USA. Overseas orders e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for details.
Available Qty: 19
Price: $6.00
Quantity:  

 

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Vambo Marble Eye…”Cornfed” 7″

Vambo Cornfed

Vambo Cornfed

From our friends at Off White Records comes the single “Cornfed” by the many-storied Vambo Marble Eye.

Vambo to the rescue.  Even dead fear marble eye.

This release is from when our heros were based in Chicago.  One of the earliest of the Northwest Ohio crew that brought about the changes that you now take for granted.

We have unearthed a limited quantity of the Cornfed 7″ single in classic black vinyl.  $6.00 postpaid in the USA.

Vambo Marble Eye
Vambo Marble Eye "Cornfed" 7"
Vambo Marble Eye "Cornfed" 7" original issue from Off White Records (Chicago) limited quantities available. Side one-Shorty/Party Song Side two-Nekkid Reagan/Nothing Done. Postpaid in US. Overseas orders, e-mail cytomafia@cytoblast.com for information.
Available Qty: 4
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XHOA “…Yap Yap Yap”

Our very first customer had this to say about the XHOA record… “I have been searching for a copy of that record for years – every time somebody thought they knew of a box that so and so had, so … Continue reading

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